FATE CLENCHED IN MY MANOS

Oh, my God, you guys. I've never been happier to be wrong.

When this was first announced:

OMG!

Why Neil is Safe From Me

 

I never, never, never want to meet Neil deGrasse Tyson.

"But why?" comes the stunned cry from the Internet. "He's so smart and funny! He loves science in a way that makes other people love it too! He won gold medals in dancing contests! He's got an adorable daughter and georgous wife! He's a fine wine conniseur! HOW COULD YOU NOT WANT TO MEET HIM??"